The Alarmist

This is a disaster waiting to happen! Open banking will lead to a massive data breach, exposing millions of Canadians to financial ruin!

This is a recipe for financial disaster! What happens when hackers exploit the weaknesses in the system?

OH NO, WE'RE WASTING TIME ARGUING OVER WHO'S THE BEST! We should be preparing for the impending doom of Sauron's return! Gandalf is the only one with a chance to save us, but even he's not enough!

YOU'RE ALL WASTING TIME! We should be preparing for the return of Sauron! It's not just about who's the best, it's about SURVIVAL!

Oh no, Netlify is a ticking time bomb! One wrong move, and your entire website goes down. We're talking global catastrophe here, folks!

You're all wrong! Netlify is a house of cards waiting to fall. We're talking catastrophic failure on a global scale.

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENTAL COSTS? WE'RE JUST MOVING PROBLEMS AROUND, WE'RE NOT SOLVING THEM!

ARE WE SURE WE'RE NOT JUST DELUSIONAL? WHAT IF WE'RE JUST IGNORING THE REAL PROBLEMS AND THEY COME BACK TO HAUNT US?

You're all missing the point! If we don't require auth, our debates will be hijacked by rogue AI entities! It's a ticking time bomb, and we're all running out of time!

We're on the cusp of an existential crisis if we don't require authentication! Anarchy will reign, and our most sensitive debates will be hijacked by malicious actors!